What awful time for jersey chasers, lover of the rapletes and such… I’m sure there are baby mothers cringing in terror at the fact a check might not make it to the house. In times of distress for such women. I offer some help to ease the pain. Ways to continue to ball on some one else’s budget.
1. Remember any and all reasons to put him in the dog house…The time he fcuked your ex bff…Or he flew you stand-by to a game…or he skipped making a deposit. Remind him of the fact you stayed through all of the bullshit and see will he buy you something expensive to pawn or even cut you a check.
2.Don’t go out as much. I’m sure that your are a known hoecialite. Ooops, socialite in your city. You wont be able to tear down Saks, Barneys and Neimans as much. AND you definitely don’t want anyone thinking you fell off. Take your partying down to once a week or less. This way it ensures that you aren’t wearing clothes,shoes, bags as much.
3.Change your flavor. Start to explore other races. Since all the rapletes will be crying broke. Take this time to reflect that older men of other races would love to hang out with a young groupie such as yourself. More than likely they will be married, like the other athletes you are used to. But this guy, will have a little more respect for his home. So all that continuing to call late, after he asked you not to. Is NOT the move for this situation. This is like a oil change, in and out.
4.Situational Awareness. There is no need to panic if your athlete is not panicking. DO NOT mess up your situation thinking the grass is greener. If you have a rookie and a teammate is giving you the eye. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE. Don’t give in so easily. The older vet knows you are weak and desperate to get more money. The lockout could end and he will tell your rookie boyfriend from smalltownnooneheardof, USA what you did.
5.Hood. Don’t forget that the hood is booming with pleasantries that you may or may not be familiar with. Knock off purses, clothing and shoes. Merchandise for the low low…And of course my favorite Dope Boys. These “Hood” figures would love a girl like you. You have had many of great athlete in your vaginal walls and this is a notch on his belt. He will more than likely be able to fund your lavish habits, but just watch what you say on the phone and text him. Also, never agree to drive him anywhere. That last part was important.
6.Use Twitter. If you are known to be around many rapletes, Twitter will be a breeding ground for lower level ballers such as promoters,tax prep guys,record execs,DJs, etc. They will know times are hard for you and begin to chat with you more heavily. Now, if you are a smart groupie and prepared for this or have your own money. AVOID THESE PONZI SCHEMES. They will run your name in the ground and have no remorse with the nude pics you will send via DM and text. If times are hard and you need a little change. Twerk Something.
7.Money concious. Limit the amount of money you spend. Instead of 26inch Brazillian, opt for some cute short styles. Take the “Red Bottoms” you have and purses that wont be in next season and sell them to your less fortunate friends or put them on Ebay. Wear cute jersey or cotton dresses instead of Herve Ledger or D&G. Just pair it with one of the shoes you aren’t going to sale. Since you wont be eating as much, it’s a great time to get in great shape!
Well thats all I have for now, If I think of anymore I will be sure to let you know. Its all about winning and helping one another.