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I’ve been juicing for a while… I can honestly say I feel so much better and am considering giving up meat all together. Definitely will need Jesus on deck for that. I really have escaped beef for the most part, as well as pork. I add ginger to all of my juices and mushroom liquid. Thats more for a personal needs, not required.

This lady is giving a great YouTube guide to prepping your juices. I definitely think prepping your juices will keep you from trying to set stuff you shouldn’t. Give it a watch and if you know any other great channels, or recipes leave a comment.

Be blessed.

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As an actual fan of the song, I was a bit disturbed to see the video. I understand the whole concept of dressing up and make believe but its something about this video I was just not feeling. Maybe it was Katy Perry, Maybe it was juicy J. I don’t know, there were some obvious blatant stereotypes, but I expect that from HollyWeird.

One of my favorite people to do parody, Bart Baker does it again in this parody of Dark Horse and actually touches on a few of the funny things happening in her life. Watch and don’t forget to check out his other videos.

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So every guy would love to get some obedience training for his unruly mutt, excuse me I meant girlfriend. With the success of Dog Whisperer, I do think it’s rather strange a network hasn’t tried their hand at a tv show about getting your mate on task. I personally would love a show that would teach me how to get my boyfriend to put the toilet seat down, without me having to thump him on the fatty part on the back of his head.

Maybe this will be insightful to couples who need to probably call it quits but just don’t have the money to leave yet. Or, couples who are staying with their boo until something better comes along. Wait, I think most of us are doing that, never mind. Any who, enjoy this laugh featuring some comics.

So I will put myself on the chopping block (pun intended) … I cut my hair last month after I had died it platinum and felt the need to start over… Shout out to Oliver the Kolor King book him today!! Any who after I bravely got a Boosie fade I sent the pic to my boo, where thank God he approved. I never thought I’d be mistaken for a stud but chicks have been giving me the eye lately, hey boo *waves*.

At any rate I was natural before the chop, I just am now a bald head scallywag and natural. This video discovers the situation of if your man found out that you went natural and he hated it! Very funny video check it out! He does a spin on a Chris Brown tune… #FreeBreezy y’all know he’s locked up in anger management rehab. How funny.

any who y’all pray for my naps, pray that baby Jesus lets them in the gates of growth heaven.

Fresh out of Lagrange, GA is female comic Janet Dollar. Known infamously for her joke about women needing a whistle the multifaceted comic was just featured on www.sandrarose.com . With her passionate and raw appeal she is relatable and down to earth.

She will be featuring at Uptown Comedy club this weekend starting on Thursday. Check her out in the video below. Follow her on Twitter as well.MzDollarComedy

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like Drake’s music or think he was super talented. However, I do realize that he’s a tad softer than Downy and probably was more suited for the Renaissance era. None the less, I loved the parody mostly cause Wayne and Baby were hilariously accurate. Drake’s Newest album Nothing Was The Same is available now on iTunes. I wish I knew which stripper he was saving this week so I could interview her and ask her about his gifts and bedroom behavior.

Maybe it’s Canadian men, perhaps they got that work. Someone let me know whats popppin in Toronto.

Well, I guess they were trying to spread a little relaxation… I wonder if that was a tax write off? I have so many questions as to why would anyone just give this away knowing good a damn well a thrift store can not benefit from this?

Apparently in Seattle, (does this city surprise you? It shouldn’t) a dumb thrift shop worker found 2.5 pounds of weed in a donation bin. And yes, the rock head called the authorities and turned it in. Where of course the police came and disposed of it. I’m really trying to wrap my head around this considering weed is LEGAL is Washington. So why not sell it thrift shop worker? Where is Macklemore to guide when you need him?

Oh, but wait there’s comedian Steve Berke with a remix!! Watch this parody of Thrift Shop called “potshot”

Look, I think Coco is the finest white woman walking but this stiff ass rendition of what was supposed to be a twerk, had me looking at her like I was watching fishes flop for dying air. GIRL WHAT?! All the black sausage link you’ve had for years and thats the best throw it back you could muster up? I really hope you were keeping it safe for TV. In good news, it looked soft and bouncy while they were all up there patting and poking on her butt.

Please watch as Coco shows the viewers of The Real how she twerks. I’m not sure if she thought she was doing it better than Miley but nah…. It was about what and what. They want to see a white women twerk accurately they better look at Amber Rose’s bachelorette party video. I give this is -3 on a scale of 1-10. She’s out here serving athritic, 16 year old wasted white girl calling it “twerking”…You better not like this mess.

WATCH THE CLIP HERE:

Many notable couples are said to have open relationships. Most commonly these days are Will and Jada Smith. I mean lets be real here they aren’t the most traditional type of people. But, they do appear to be happy. In a society that heavily promotes sex, we then expect couples to remain monogamous. The term all men cheat is not a phrase that is uncommon. It’s said that about 17% of divorces are because of infidelity. Now that number seems fairly low considering every time I turn to a talk show cheating is the prevalent topic. Every relationship I have been in there was cheating, on either my part or theirs, yet and still I go into every hopeful. So I guess my question is wouldn’t an open relationship seem so much easier?

I can only speak for myself when I say I much rather go into a relationship knowing you could cheat when you want, than you not supposed to cheat and do it anyway. I feel like if a couple agreed they had the ability to do date as they please, they probably would get along much better. It definitely would alleviate the going through each other’s phones or email. Can’t say whether I am for or against this idea, I do know with the right people anything is possible.

Watch this clip as comedian Margaret Cho discuss her open relationship and other women..

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