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I know the title says “Strippers” but this is really for any chick marketing her body for money. How can you get naked just to be getting naked? You should have some sort of plan. That way you don’t end up like many women still dancing at 40. Choose to go to school get a trade, even something as siple as paying off your car. You want to be able to accelerate to a greater career path.

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ZEE

First and for most, I want this to be discussed critically, I welcome feedback. I am not giving my opinion based on something I read about or heard about. This is personal, because this involves a part of my own life. Recently, model Pebblez Da Model was arrested on charges of homicide due to butt-injections.(She is to be considered innocent until proven guilty) Now, being that I knew her personally I was taken aback by this news, so immediately I investigated the matter. Apparently a young woman from Atlanta was murdered when she received butt-injections packed with cement. My goodness, CEMENT!! The stuff you lay on sidewalks that last for years. SOMEONE, negligently put this is a human’s body. Where was this person’s moral compass? But wait; let me take you back to a place, so you can familiarize yourself with why I think this is so inhumane.

June of 2006, I recently got out of the military and embarked on what I feel now to be a foolish, yet inspiring journey. I began dancing, I was about 140 pounds or smaller and had ZERO behind. I mean the thong was baggy. This situation of having no ass was bad, Michael Jackson BAD. So I had a friend that referred me to a person (no names) that administered me about $700 worth of shots. Now, being that I had no butt I didn’t want to go from ZERO to 60 overnight. I felt, a little bump would get me by. First of all, let me tell you about this needle. This needle had to be horse needle; I have NEVER seen anything this big in my life. I would say that the part of the needle that actually goes inside of you is about 6 inches long. Let’s talk about the pain, this person, told me for an extra couple hundred dollars she could numb the area. I foolishly declined, thinking that I was tough. I screamed like a skillet was being shoved in my butt no KY. That’s exactly how it felt. She put whatever, (To this day I have no idea what was put in my butt, we will get back to this) I mean Jello, peanut butter, gelatin, silly putty could possibly be swag surfing in my butt to this day. BUT, I will say that what I saw looked clearish and after about 9 shots, in both of my cheeks I could barely walk. She sealed the shots with super glue and stuck a cotton ball on the end. She then told me to soak the cotton balls off that night. Well, being the fast, flight catching heffa, I was at the time. I had to wobble to the airport to make a flight. AS SOON as I got to my destination I soaked off the cotton balls. I remember the dude I went to see was like, “did you get shots?” I remembered feeling good because I felt like, I FINALLY HAD A BIG BUTT.

Naivety and low self-esteem are the things I attribute to hazardously placing foreign matter in my body. In the three years that I danced, I had seen girls go from sticks to build a bears. Well, build a strippers. Even women who were just modeling, or just wanted an enhancement all came looking for the cheap alternative for getting an ass. Let me tell you something, my butt is bigger now than it ever was. I say it was because of natural body changes and squats. I now have to worry about some foreign matter in my body that could possibly make me ill, for a few years of “living the life” or “dancing”. I always get girls emailing me asking where they can get shots. Mainly because I am an open book, I feel no need to live in shame of my choices. Maybe this story can inspire just one girl from making this possibly life threatening choice. It was dumb, I regret it. I would NEVER recommend this to any girl. Love your future health and you more than some man’s objectivity. That money you are investing into a butt, so some raggedy man can say you are fine, invest it in your teeth, your hair, your skin. TRUST when I say someone will like you for you, no need to conform your body to make someone else temporarily happy. Looks fade, but work on something that lasts like your soul.

No back alley, mystery concoction, is worth your health. I sit and wonder in 20, 30 years will all of us, who made that life choice feel as pleased. Now having to watch our health for things swimming in our blood stream. Now if you want to go to a REAL doctor and get those enhancements done. By all means knock yourself out. I am not opposed to plastic surgery. Then I wonder about Pebblez, who is now sitting in jail. Does she feel responsible for this other woman’s death? Even if she just referred the girl, she is somehow responsible in my opinion. All of us, who have gotten this done know that this is illegal and could possibly have some health ramifications. So we are all guilty to some degree for not being proactive about the dangers of this situation. For going and getting bigger butts so we can feel accomplished when Drake walks in the club and demands the girls with the biggest butts. What a joke. This lifestyle is so fickle and not one you can make a career out of. Invest in yourself ladies, not things that fade like simple butt shots. It’s just not worth it.

Everything is all great until Spring arrives. Suddenly the not so long convos turn into, calls sent straight to voicemail. Then you jump on a scale and realize you are 30 pounds heavier and now too fat to be chasing ballers during All Star.( Oh maybe that was just me).

Either way the beauty of the new boo phases out. I have no idea how to keep the flame going. That’s not what this blog is about. However, I’m pretty sure if you just take the time not to get stuck in repitition, the relationship might have a chance.

The fun part about new love for me is the falling asleep on the phone together. The moment when you are telling your friends about how awesome he is. (This is usually before, he tries to holla at that same friend). But none the less, new romances can be fun. Just don’t invest so much into it. Pick up a hobby or another boo to allow yourself the time to get to know the other person.

That way when Spring arrives, and your boo starts acting up. You either can go play with your other boo, or sell all the pottery you made. I go with option number 2, financial gain is always a win for me.

Here’s a cute video I found that hit my feelings on the subject matter to a T. Enjoy..

Just in case your ass is on late bus time, there was a bottle brawl involving rapletes, Chris Brown, Meek Mill and Drake. It has yet to be confirmed what all took place. Just know Chris got hurt, Drake hid in a bathroom n Meek Mill kicked some hoes off the tour bus. Which also left two victims, in the bottle melee.

NOW..

Meek Mill went and told… that Drake nor Chris Brown threw anything… Well duh, did we expect him to admit he seen some grown men doing women’s work in the club? I have no idea what happened but somebody is about to get a check. Wish it was me!! I would have loved to have hit myself in the stomach and got me some lap band surgery.

Nothing epic ever happens when I got out!! One thing for CERTAIN Rihanna needs to be putting whatever is inside her coochie on the market!! Well at any rate stay tuned and find out what happens next on the Rapper Wives…

Well, again BET has done thee absolute most. They have cut the essential thread of The Game, actress Tia Mowry who plays Melanie. I am sure she took a pay cut to even be apart of ghetto vision entertainment. I’m sad, but I am also happy because I know when one door closes, another opens. So I am hoping that she will soon return to TV or the big screen. It is also said that, she was unaware of her being dismissed from the show. she did take to her Twitter page “Just wanted to let all my fans know that I will not be returning to The Game for season 6. It was an incredible run and I had lots of fun.”

Wow!! So thats it? I mean, I am a product of the Cosby Show, Different World, era. So, I want to see more urban television shows. Where are the positive or even relatable black sitcoms? The few shows BET had were ok, but apparently not enough to captivate audiences everywhere. So is this where we are at? Our only images of black women are spread sparsely through various white casted TV shows. Or, let us not forget the awesomeness that lies within Basketball Wives. Bitches with the finest of weave throwing wines bottles, leaving kids home alone and bickering about he said, she said.

Hollywood has totally forgotten that there is a demographic of blacks, who want to see good television, full of actors we can relate to. Characters of whom, we can identify with. These characters, who we see ourselves in. I BEG of someone to step up to the plate and bring out shows that bring about a positive image and make us reflect to be better people. I wish Tia the best of luck with her new book, Oh Baby and future endeavors.

I’m seriously singing Brooke Valentines, Girl Fight as I type this post. So if you haven’t been keeping up with Celebrity Apprentice, it’s down to Clay Aiken and Arsenio Hall. But, the entire show Aubrey O’Day (Google if need be) and Arsenio Hall have been fighting like two strippers over the last stage set. I am not going to go over the tit for tat game they have been playing. However, they have been slandering each other mildly, every chance they can get. Well, I myself have questioned whether or not Arsenio Hall is gay, but I don’t represent an anti-bullying charity. But Aubrey O’day does. She represents GLSEN, an organization that ensures schools are safe for all children regardless of gender identity or sexual orientation.

So then why would she tweet this?

The tweet about hanging in the closet, which was later deleted came from Arsenio Hall’s visit to The View.(shout out to my boo Sherri Shepherd) Apparently, Arsenio said something to the effect Aubrey “keeps nude pics of the men she sleeps with, and was passing them around showing everyone”. I’d like to take this time to ask, Is this what you young girls are doing these days? PLaying see who all took a trip to my cervix? I personally am surprised all the photos have space in her phone. Man Apple has some amazing storage space. But, none the less if it is, or isn’t true that’s not reason to attack his sexual preference. If that in fact, is even his his sexual preference. She knew she had made a boo boo, thats why she deleted it.

I blame Diddy for all this shit. He let this disheveled, pompous slut into the masses. She has carried herself in the most slutty way possible and thinks she deserves some kind of recognition. Just be a hoe and be happy like the rest of us. You can’t go around here knocking out more men than Pacquiao and expect people not to assault your character when you assault theirs. Any who, I can’t wait to see the finale, they should have to lip sink to the death. The a queen can be pronounced properly

I understand fighting gets ratings, but good grief this is just too much!! These women are supposed to be the people younger women look up too. These are business women, actresses, wives, college graduates doing the FOOL! Mind you they are all over 30. But I will say this, the only person highlighted for doing something good and staying out of mess was my boo Royce!! Kudos!!

I am in no particular rush to see Jennifer get her ass handed to her, and if I was her I would invest in some security or some down ass homegirls… Call me Jen, I will personally slap the shit out of whoevers mouth. Just bail me out and pay me a fee. But, this is all for TV, because I know some real life gangsta women. THEY don’t even cut upp like this!! Is it me or does the new chick kinda remind you of Jackie Christie? She seems a little throwed. They must be cutting some great checks for Evelyn to be able to throw bottles and jump on bars.

So is this what we have come to? Act like animals out the Jungle Book, but as long as you are in Oscar De La Renta it’s ok? The game is totally twisted, women need to not pay this any more attention other than ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. No real woman, would act like this on television or real life. Dear Lord, please don’t let me be 40 something talking about ” You aint about this life”… Smh!

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Amber Rose is still trying to get in her last few words of her relationship with Kanye, as if that wasn’t 5 years ago. I checked out the story on NY Daily News. Essentially, Rose told Star Magazine that Kim was a “Homewrecker”. That Kim was sending emails, and pictures (we can assume naked) to her then boyfriend, Kanye West. Supposedly, while Kim was still with Reggie Bush.

Amber Rose then goes on to say that, she did break up with Kanye and Kim broke up with Reggie. After all this took place, (LAWD THE MESS) she then met up with Reggie Bush and they did have a small hooking up session. (Yall smashed in the name of vengeance)

Ok, like what the fcuk? How does Amber Rose, no excuse me, why does Amber Rose feel compelled to share this with the class years later? What in buzz cut hell, does this have to do with anything currently? She says, she wanted to thank Kim for cheating, otherwise she wouldn’t have found her scarecrow Wiz Khalifah. Well, damn bitch if you’re so happy why are you even talking about it?

Oh I know, pick me! Pick me! After the failed attempt at Ford, the failed attempt at a reality show, failed attempt at a shades line. You need relevancy. I’m sure hanging on the wings of Wiz, is not only hard in general due to weight but he’s just not Kanye. I get it boo, you want you own little light to shine, but this is not the answer.

What’s done in the dark comes to light, but this wasn’t the right time or your light to really shine. If you are happy with Wiz go be happy, quit worrying about what Kim is doing. Clearly she has that whole staying relevant thing down to a science… Or hmmm, is this because it’s rumored Kim K and Reggie Bush are getting back together…Blah too many dumb, not needed reasons.

Sooooooo once upon a time, the above picture was my default on Twitter. This was in late 2009, and it made a many a thirst traps for actors, rappers and athletes. Or as I like to call them Rapletes. Many men jumped into my dm box talking about nothing and how they wanted to beat and skeet. I laughed and flirted heavily but nothing ever came of it. Until, one day I was watching Tyra Banks. She had a woman on the show that was talking about how to get far with men. Her advice was to make the first move and always with a compliment. Now, I couldn’t believe this, I use that at work all the time. But, I never thought to bring it outside of the work place.

So I decided that day to use the tip on some random person. So I had seen this particular raplete in my Timeline before. Then, one day someone Retweeted him into my timeline, (This will all be foreign to you if you don’t use Twitter) I @ him and said “Wow, your fcukkin sexy.”… Suddenly, he told me to follow him and I did.

Immediately, we began to talk back and forth via dm until maybe a few days later he sent me his number. We chatted heavily via text and exchanged pictures. I am never one to really put my face on a nakedy picture so I didn’t.( I will say, somewhere people do have topless pics with my face, but that’s about it LOL)

So we talked and texted maybe a week when suddenly he asked, can I fly you to Denver? Of course I agreed and within 48 hours I arrived at DIA. He had a car service pick me up and I arrived at his apartment.(FOOLISH) Within hours we were having sex, (Yes I too do hoe shit) and we went to Grand Lux. I ordered a Salisbury Steak. To this day my friend Kapri teases me about fcuking for steak.

None the less, I hung around a few days and went back home. We talked a little after that, but that was pretty much it. The basic moral of this story is to let you know that these men are predators on social sites. They pretend to like you and will fcuk you and send your ass back home. There are no feelings involved, they see some ass they want and purchase a ticket. I honestly would have felt better if he had gave me the money and not Delta.

As much as I like to pretend like I don’t care, and have no feelings, I do. So, I have learned to stop falling for the okie doke. Don’t be a notch on one of these losers belts. Demand that they fly you out, put you in a hotel and DO NOT FCUK them. If they get mad, oh well was nothing gained or lost. But, at least you don’t have another stupid body count.
Don’t have a Twitter #fail, treat these men like investors. Take the highest bidder… (*Bids aren’t limited to financially, it can be whatever your are yearning for*)