Archive for the ‘How Dreadful’ Category


LMAOOOOOOOOO all the money and people are dodging you like Sallie Mae. He was grabbing at her like the woman with the issue of blood trying to catch the hem of Jeusus’ garment… That’s because he’s messy. Can’t say I’m not surprised Tiny ran like that, she probably learned from that last little mix up. I’m not even sure what happened, something about her posing in a pic with Mayweather and then T.I. tried to fight him. (insert that face everyone makes when a check that gets deposited is on hold).

Which, I’m surprised he even did this because TMZ caught him earlier trying to garner the attention of his ex Shantel Jackson and she was Ray Charles to his BS.

Watch in the clip below…

Lord, fix it. Clearly Shantel is over his shenanigans especially after trying to make her look bad by saying she aborted their babies. No amount of money or fame are worth being constantly disrespected. And after his baby mother sent him to jail for beating her, apparently he’s more than verbally abusive. May I suggest some time with Iyanla or a therapist. Blah

Rick Ross hits a party after his concert at the Dock Eiffel **USA ONLY**

It’s no The Secret that Rick Ross has clearly been using some of the chicks he smashes waist trainers… He definitely gets a standing ovation from me, mostly because I can’t just say no yet to Wing Stop. Those lemon pepper wings is yasssssssss Lawd live!! Well, apparently last night at the awards Ricky Rozay was the target of comedian Chris Rock. He said something to the extent of “Dr.Dre has Beats and Ross has DiaBEATS”… Now, from the comedy side of things this is FUNNY. From a health perspective this joke is a bit malicious. According to almost 29 million Americans suffer from Diabetes.

So was Chris Rock wrong? Was he being insensitive to Ross’ weight loss. Was Rick Ross just hungry and irritable and took to the joke incorrectly? When I’m hungry everything makes me upset. Specially if he was wearing his corset, because you have to wear those things 24/7.. Will his next mix-tape be called “Whats a Waist”? All these questions I have, but fact remains Rick Ross got a bit perturbed and took to the “it’s just TWITTER” and called the A List Comedian “washed”…

OH (insert kermit face)


Well… I hope Rick Ross would be more concerned with locals messing up his concert than a few harmless jokes chris Rock said during an awards show. But hey I’m just a girl who watched from her tv. I’m not even cool enough to be there :( …Guess i’ll go eat and put on my waist trainer and pray I never get diabetes… HA!!


So when she heard Take Me To The King, clearly she was like I’m going to gangsta boogie into my mans arms… I really wish I hadn’t stumbled upon this. Mostly because I’m curious was her outfit the slip cover for a luv seat. Now unlike most twerk stars she has more furniture than most and for this alone I am thankful. Initially I was was taken back by the disappearance of her tittays but to my surprise, she turns around and you can see that they have shifted to her back.

All great fat jokes aside, I applaud her ambition. Mostly because mid way she takes to lighting a blunt. My times smoking that Kush I was too sleepy and hungry to dance, exercise, hell anything that would incur cardio. Well enjoy, and if you find yourself lonely tweeting or posting on Facebook never forget you can always take to your living room and get your gangsta boogie on.


As an actual fan of the song, I was a bit disturbed to see the video. I understand the whole concept of dressing up and make believe but its something about this video I was just not feeling. Maybe it was Katy Perry, Maybe it was juicy J. I don’t know, there were some obvious blatant stereotypes, but I expect that from HollyWeird.

One of my favorite people to do parody, Bart Baker does it again in this parody of Dark Horse and actually touches on a few of the funny things happening in her life. Watch and don’t forget to check out his other videos.


So every guy would love to get some obedience training for his unruly mutt, excuse me I meant girlfriend. With the success of Dog Whisperer, I do think it’s rather strange a network hasn’t tried their hand at a tv show about getting your mate on task. I personally would love a show that would teach me how to get my boyfriend to put the toilet seat down, without me having to thump him on the fatty part on the back of his head.

Maybe this will be insightful to couples who need to probably call it quits but just don’t have the money to leave yet. Or, couples who are staying with their boo until something better comes along. Wait, I think most of us are doing that, never mind. Any who, enjoy this laugh featuring some comics.

Look, I think Coco is the finest white woman walking but this stiff ass rendition of what was supposed to be a twerk, had me looking at her like I was watching fishes flop for dying air. GIRL WHAT?! All the black sausage link you’ve had for years and thats the best throw it back you could muster up? I really hope you were keeping it safe for TV. In good news, it looked soft and bouncy while they were all up there patting and poking on her butt.

Please watch as Coco shows the viewers of The Real how she twerks. I’m not sure if she thought she was doing it better than Miley but nah…. It was about what and what. They want to see a white women twerk accurately they better look at Amber Rose’s bachelorette party video. I give this is -3 on a scale of 1-10. She’s out here serving athritic, 16 year old wasted white girl calling it “twerking”…You better not like this mess.


So is DMX auditioning for one of Miley’s twerking bears or what? The 67 year old former rapper was spotted getting loose in a Ramada Inn. No info as to why he was there, maybe they had a sale on crack. I’m not surprised though after what I saw on Iyanla Fix My Life. He’s clearly too far gone off the drugs to make a reasonable come back to just living, let alone the rap game.

I think this is hilarious because I’m pretty sure if this wasn’t drug related it would have been a hilarious prank. It’s sad to watch though as a young harlot, I would watch Belly
and pelvic thrust as he would grunt and things throughout the movie. I hope he can get some help soon though, it’s like watching a train crash.

Like on a serious note, what the hell is wrong with Beyonce’s fans? I love Beyonce, I even gave her a birthday shout out on Twitter. But, I’m not about to grab her like she owes me some rent money. That’s just looney as hell. Like take your meds, smoke a blunt, something before you go to the concert. So you can control your crazy enough to not be snatching at this lady like she got the last ticket to heaven.

We all know Queen Bey was in mid lip-sync so she had to carry on wasn’t like she could stop and cuss the fool out. I’m glad he just aint get my boo’s lace front. This is my plea to all of Bey’s fans who are looney tunes please don’t hurt her. We need her…

Shout out to my weave girl Jazzy J…. check out her awesome hair and prices on …Found this sad little gem on BOSSIP. A pastor in Waco, Texas (a whole lot of radical religious folks live there) decided that he was fed up with some of the church members struggling to pay bills but had $300 remy in their head. He decided to impose on them a rule of no weave. I’m not sure about the members but I feel like he’s out of control. He should offer up some common sense classes, because there is no reason your weave costs $300 but your lights are off anyway.

As I myself am being weave free, I feel as though there is a level of freedom without 12 ounces of hair on your head. I just think everyone looks alike right now. Everyone has 30inch weave, I don’t know why anyone wants to look like a stripper all day, but do you boo. But, in the case of this pastor he needs to worry about the souls of his members and not stupid things like their weaves.