It’s been a while since I’ve watched the MTV VMA’S, and let me just say I haven’t missed much. MTV has a way of shoving this dry humor down your throat till you choke. Maybe I would’ve enjoyed it more if I knew who half the artists were. They definitely catered to certain age group and the granny in me had to adjust my glasses a few times. I’m just gonna run through some highlights aka the moments we actually cared about. Let’s get started, shall we.
Lawwd the 15yr old girl in me got my entire L IFE. I mean NSYNC yall? WHAT?! Now let me just say MTV tried it with that little ten second time slot they gave them. They just stuffed Nsync into Justin’s world tour because that what the hell Justin was giving. I was over him after the 100th song. They could’ve at least let them men perform an entire song. I just thought the whole situation was shady boots. Still get into J.C Chasez giving ya’ll nothing but vocals towards the end. Yess!
Chiiiile BOO! Who in thee hell gave Hannah Montana the green light for THAT f*ckery? I refuse to call it performing. First off Mylie hit the stage giving all sorts of fifth ave crack hoe realness. And who’s idea was it to pair her with Robin Thicke? The vocals were NO, The dancing was “please be seated” and the entire look was just cringe worthy. Anytime Rihanna is giving you the WTF face, it’s time to go back to the lab. Then she ripped her clothes off and started droppin it on Robin…like…..I was soo confused *Clutches pearls*. Mylie lookin like a “Do anything to get ya man” Disney gone wrong. I Will never be here for it.
I don’t comment on Satan…..NEXT!
2 Chainz and them:
All I remember is 2Chainz coming out. Oh and Kendrick spit a couple bars. Don’t ask me what song or anything details. I didn’t hate it that’s all I know.
Soooo Ummm, he performed some song.
Ehhhh I usually lay down in the rain on a dark road for Aubrey but as I stated before most of the artists just seemed like they weren’t here for it. He did his thing, but his mind seemed like it was back at the four seasons playing uno drinking wine. I dunno.
Katy stole the show. She gave ya’ll a full out theatrical, broadway musical. I liked the song, I loved the entire set up and she looked like she actually wanted to participate. Katy and Taylor Swift are masters at giving you smiles even if they wanna kill you.
I will say Beyonce was missed, there’s a certain energy level that needed to be brought and I think mutha would’ve brought it. The fashions were on point. Ciara looked Amaze, Rita Ora was on point, Rihanna was casual cute, however her and Melissa looked bored as life. Asap Rocky has such a boyish harlem swag that I lowkey lovee, did you peep the shade he threw during his bit? Chiiiile. Jaden Smith stans for Drake, his eyes lit up but he kept his “I’m too cool” steez on ten. Pharrell sleeps in an ice box, the man does NOT age. Kevin Heart was ehhhh. Lil Kim as much as I like her, I was soo confused. I feel like her energy could’ve been higher. All in all, a lackluster show.
If there were performances I forgot or just wasn’t that interested in feel free to leave your thoughts below.