So I will put myself on the chopping block (pun intended) … I cut my hair last month after I had died it platinum and felt the need to start over… Shout out to Oliver the Kolor King book him today!! Any who after I bravely got a Boosie fade I sent the pic to my boo, where thank God he approved. I never thought I’d be mistaken for a stud but chicks have been giving me the eye lately, hey boo *waves*.

At any rate I was natural before the chop, I just am now a bald head scallywag and natural. This video discovers the situation of if your man found out that you went natural and he hated it! Very funny video check it out! He does a spin on a Chris Brown tune… #FreeBreezy y’all know he’s locked up in anger management rehab. How funny.

any who y’all pray for my naps, pray that baby Jesus lets them in the gates of growth heaven.

Fresh out of Lagrange, GA is female comic Janet Dollar. Known infamously for her joke about women needing a whistle the multifaceted comic was just featured on www.sandrarose.com . With her passionate and raw appeal she is relatable and down to earth.

She will be featuring at Uptown Comedy club this weekend starting on Thursday. Check her out in the video below. Follow her on Twitter as well.MzDollarComedy

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like Drake’s music or think he was super talented. However, I do realize that he’s a tad softer than Downy and probably was more suited for the Renaissance era. None the less, I loved the parody mostly cause Wayne and Baby were hilariously accurate. Drake’s Newest album Nothing Was The Same is available now on iTunes. I wish I knew which stripper he was saving this week so I could interview her and ask her about his gifts and bedroom behavior.

Maybe it’s Canadian men, perhaps they got that work. Someone let me know whats popppin in Toronto.

Well, I guess they were trying to spread a little relaxation… I wonder if that was a tax write off? I have so many questions as to why would anyone just give this away knowing good a damn well a thrift store can not benefit from this?

Apparently in Seattle, (does this city surprise you? It shouldn’t) a dumb thrift shop worker found 2.5 pounds of weed in a donation bin. And yes, the rock head called the authorities and turned it in. Where of course the police came and disposed of it. I’m really trying to wrap my head around this considering weed is LEGAL is Washington. So why not sell it thrift shop worker? Where is Macklemore to guide when you need him?

Oh, but wait there’s comedian Steve Berke with a remix!! Watch this parody of Thrift Shop called “potshot”

Look, I think Coco is the finest white woman walking but this stiff ass rendition of what was supposed to be a twerk, had me looking at her like I was watching fishes flop for dying air. GIRL WHAT?! All the black sausage link you’ve had for years and thats the best throw it back you could muster up? I really hope you were keeping it safe for TV. In good news, it looked soft and bouncy while they were all up there patting and poking on her butt.

Please watch as Coco shows the viewers of The Real how she twerks. I’m not sure if she thought she was doing it better than Miley but nah…. It was about what and what. They want to see a white women twerk accurately they better look at Amber Rose’s bachelorette party video. I give this is -3 on a scale of 1-10. She’s out here serving athritic, 16 year old wasted white girl calling it “twerking”…You better not like this mess.

WATCH THE CLIP HERE:

Many notable couples are said to have open relationships. Most commonly these days are Will and Jada Smith. I mean lets be real here they aren’t the most traditional type of people. But, they do appear to be happy. In a society that heavily promotes sex, we then expect couples to remain monogamous. The term all men cheat is not a phrase that is uncommon. It’s said that about 17% of divorces are because of infidelity. Now that number seems fairly low considering every time I turn to a talk show cheating is the prevalent topic. Every relationship I have been in there was cheating, on either my part or theirs, yet and still I go into every hopeful. So I guess my question is wouldn’t an open relationship seem so much easier?

I can only speak for myself when I say I much rather go into a relationship knowing you could cheat when you want, than you not supposed to cheat and do it anyway. I feel like if a couple agreed they had the ability to do date as they please, they probably would get along much better. It definitely would alleviate the going through each other’s phones or email. Can’t say whether I am for or against this idea, I do know with the right people anything is possible.

Watch this clip as comedian Margaret Cho discuss her open relationship and other women..

How can you not love Janelle Monae she is absolutely stunning. I got to see her live during Essence Festival she definitely put on a show. She reminded me of James Brown, Prince and Lenny Kravitz. She’s definitely a breath or fresh air.

The Electric Lady is the second studio album by American recording artist Janelle Monáe, released on September 6, 2013 by Wondaland Arts Society and Bad Boy Records.

Hmmm first of all let me say that I am a Christian, so I’m not speaking from an “outside the box” point of view. This show seems pretty interesting and I am indeed going to tune in. The reason is preachers get such a bad rap, so I am very curious as to what this show is going to do, to dispel those rumors. If they in fact can or will they show the side people love to criticize. Thoughts that they are money grubbing, hypocrites, who are flashy and indeed the biggest sinners. Anyone can be what I described but I must admit a preacher should be held to a higher standard.

In the clip one of the pastors state …”rappers shouldn’t be the only ones driving a Ferrari”. I definitely agree with this statement, I think that if a pastor is responsible for the lives of thousands of people he should drive whatever his heart desires. I do think that anyone who is living a good life, who praises God should have what they desire. I don’t get into the semantics of who is a sinner, and this or that is bad. I just feel like you should be a good samaritan, willing to help others, selfless. None of us will ever be perfect, we will always inevitably do something “wrong”. So, pastors, preachers, you and I will never be perfect and we can and will make mistakes.

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Well it looks pretty entertaining and I plan to watch and take notes. Watch a preview, and set your DVR for Wednesday Oct 9th at 9pmCST. Hopefully they catch and old lady shouting so hard her wig falls off.

By groupie I’m talking female, never forget that there are more male groupies lingering than females. I will never forget the day I was low key trampled at a Wayne concert by a group of thirsty men. But THIS my friends are for the females the ones with a plan, a purpose driven life. Those who plan to get the main prize not just a quick night of fun. Which, i must say I can respect a chick with a plan more than I can one who is just doing these guys for the hell of it.

Anywho watch the clip with comedians Janet Dollar, Karlous Miller and myself. Shot by Lonnie with Funarios a part of Two Girls And A Fork Comedy.